Conversations Home from School

Jimmy asking Logan: How big do you think I am?
Logan: 100
Jimmy: How big is mommy?
Logan: 20


Logan: My teacher said Ryker has dirt in his ears.
Mom:  Why does she say that?
Logan: He doesn't listen very well.
Mom: What did the teacher do about it?
Logan: She cleaned out his ears.
Mom: How did she do that?
Logan: I don't know.


Logan: Nate got in trouble today.
Mom: What happened?
Logan: He was supposed to say "please".  He said "poop".

These are serious offenses people ;)  I wish these were the type of problems adults face.